| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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We Need Talk About Kevin is an emotional psycho-drama that will leave audiences exasperated. Tilda Swinton is a one of a kind actress. She delivers performances that stir peoples' emotions as easily as twisting a stirrer in a morning cup of Joe. John C. Reilly may be entirely out of his comfort zone in this picture but his presentation is crucial to piecing this jigsaw puzzle together. We Need Talk About Kevin ranks number four on my list of the ten best films of 2011. That does not mean it is without excruciating pain and suffering for viewers that can relate to this Columbine style story. This motion picture is brutal to watch and the story is rotten to its core. That is what makes it so damn real and gripping and hard to swallow.
Eva Katchoudorian (Swinton) is by most measuring sticks, a wonderful, loving mother. Unfortunately she is plagued by a son that exhibits all the signs of being a serial killer, a deranged lunatic, a sadistic freak, and a serial manipulator. Her loving husband Franklin (Reilly) is blind to her diurnal struggles. Their son Kevin (Jasper Newell) spends his waking hours tormenting his mother. The instant his father arrives home his attitude is sickeningly sweet and adoring. Franklin is hardly ever privy to his son's machinations and misdeeds. Kevin is ever-meticulous is hiding his actions from his father. No gesture from his mother is accepted and all of her kindness is repaid in insults, threats, and backlashes. It is quickly evident that Kevin responds only to violence and meanness. It took him years to become potty trained because he is an exhibitionist. The only factor that encouraged a behavioral correction had been the one time his mother retaliated by breaking his arm. This recalibrated his behavior el quicko. He responds only to pain and cruelty.
This is the perfect time to inform readers that there are two stories dominating the film that are at all times in danger of colliding. The first portion is about Kevin's bizarre and troubled childhood when he had been incapable of establishing feelings or emotions. The second is the aftermath. In his teenage years, Kevin has gone on a shooting (the details are too revealing to mention without ruining the movie for you) spree at school. Many are injured or killed and the town is forever changed. Not only does Eva have to endure a destroyed marriage, she also has to contend with the chronic hatred aimed at her by everyone in town. She is the most hated person alive next to her psychotic son that is rotting in prison where he brags about his impact on society vis a vis perpetrating a bloodbath. Her life, though seldom easy once Kevin was born, is flipped upside down and she never experiences a moment of joy or solace. Even the birth of their second child never tempered Kevin's anger, it only exacerbated the problem. His jealousy spiraled out of control.
We Need to Talk About Kevin is filled with salient imagery. Director Lynne Ramsay floods this film with symbolism. The color red is flaunted about with jelly, paint, and blood. At all times it surrounds Kevin and indicates his proclivity for mayhem and destruction. Everywhere he goes there is pain and suffering. In a sense, by never seeking psychiatric assistance for Kevin, there is blood on her hands. When the film begins Eva's house and body are covered in red paint as is her car windshield and her shoes. Tilda Swinton captures the emotions of her character seemingly with such ease and appears to feel so much pain that one cannot help but to believe she is one of the greatest pure actresses of her time. Look for We Need Talk About Kevin to win several nominations. It is not easy to watch but it sure is worth it, if you can stand it.
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