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$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
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$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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The Iron Lady Starring Meryl Streep

In the aftermath of The Iron Lady I am left to contemplate what it is I just watched. Is this the Weinstein Company's anti-conservative drivel or a prime example of soothsaying in the face of considerable political divisiveness and strife? It is certain that Meryl Streep transformed herself to appear as certain in the likeness of the former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher as could be rendered possible. Director Phyllida Lloyd perfectly applies Streep to cause viewers to feel a sense of intimacy with Thatcher. The former Prime Minister's character is brought to life with expertise and with meticulous attention to detail. Every move is deliberate, every reaction is studied, and Streep is going for broke. Whether or not Thatcher's lowlights are portrayed as much as her highlights, The Iron Lady is a glorious picture that beautifully identifies the heart of modern conservatism and starkly contrasts it with contemporary liberalism/socialism. There is so much to consider and every scene is poignant, provocative and fascinating. Love Thatcher or hate her, The Iron Lady is a picture to be admired, studied and analyzed. The film may well spawn a new wave of scholarship and historical inquiry and as Robert Frost once romantically penned, "that has made all the difference".

First, let's commence with some historical perspective of Margaret Thatcher, Britain's longest reigning  and only 20th century woman Prime Minister at 10 Downing Street. Born on the 13 October 1925, Margaret Hilda Roberts grew up working for her family grocer business. She later attended school at Oxford University (where she became president of the student conservative movement) after which she worked as a chemist and then attended law school. Roberts became a barrister (high court advocate) and went on to marry a businessman, Denis Thatcher (the older version is played by Jim Broadbent or Professor Horace Slughorn for you Harry Potter maniacs and the young Denis is portrayed by Harry Lloyd). In 1953 the couple gave life to twins, Mark and Carol. In October of 1959 her political career finally became more than a campaign, it became a reality. Thatcher represented Finchley. In Parliament as an MP, she worked in pensions and in sundry (treasury, insurance, etc) other departments until her career in politics gained momentum. In 1970 she  became the secretary of education in Parliament. By 1973 she felt confident enough in her own positions and abilities to challenge for the leadership of her part. By 1974 Thatcher had wrested control away from Edward Heath. In 1979 the British people elected her the first female Prime Minister, a post at which she would serve until 1990 when she resigned in favor of John Major. Thatcher came to power in the midst of nationwide strikes by the Trade Union. Everything seemed to be going to hell in a hand basket. It took some years for the economic crises to be abated.

Covered in the early years of The Iron Lady are Margaret's days as a blossoming feminist, her then boyfriend's marriage proposal, her father's grocery store apparatus, and her strong-willed proclivity for conservatism. For those of you unfamiliar with what conservatism means I suggest you read Barry Goldwater's diamond in the rough The Conscience of a Conservative. If not, allow me to explain:

Conservatism has been demonized by the American left and by European socialists as the party of retrospection. Conservatism is just the opposite, while progressivism (though the word implies progress in and of itself) is nothing more than socialism with another name. The very nature of socialism implies a sort of togetherness. The government will assume the mantle of providing "free" health care, retirement, schooling, vacations, and infrastructure in exchange for a tax that of at least 50%, and sometimes creeping toward 90%. Wage earners have no choice but to surrender the majority of their income to the government for the exact same access as someone with no income or a significantly smaller income. This makes it nearly impossible for people to spend their own money in a manner they deem appropriate. The government essentially controls their lives in an orderly fashion. Does this benefit all citizens living under socialism and isn't it nice to have a failsafe just in case? That is not a question for me to answer. Some people prefer not to have to fend for themselves or prepare for their own financial well being. Some people also would rather allow their income to be redistributed to others because it is the "right" thing to do. These individuals do not care an iota if their neighbor(s) prefer to spend their own money in a manner of their own choosing, because people that would blindly give away their own money to a government do not give one thought to whether or not anyone else objects. That is the danger and the power of socialism or collective thought.

Conservatism preaches free market unfettered capitalism teamed with individual responsibility. If a worker chooses to work for a company they must save their money and not rely on said organization to provide their breakfast, lunch, dinner, healthcare, retirement and never-ending employ. It is up to the individual to make their own way in the world without a "nanny" state watching, controlling and safeguarding their every movement. Success comes in many forms to be sure, but to encourage success one cannot tell their student, "oh if you score an F not to worry you will still be in the same class as the A+ student". This sort of kowtowing to idiocy will lead to the A student stopping their march toward progress because it doesn't mean anything if they will be regarded the same as an F student and protected no matter what. Why bother? This simple example applies toward society. The philosophy of conservatism as outlined by Ayn Rand and by Barry Goldwater became the bedrock for Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher's political doctrines. If the United States would offer foreign companies a 15% corporate tax rate they would theoretically flood this country in droves and create tens of thousands of jobs. That would empower corporations though which are the friend of the conservative and the arch enemy of the socialist. One empowers capitalism and the other gets in the way of the socialist platform. Squeeze out the corporations and leave the government to be the sole survivor as it would dictate the terms of businesses expansion or reduction.

One final word on conservatism; the conservatives throughout the late twentieth century have mostly been war hawks. Thatcher and Reagan believed in leading from a position of strength. Show the world we will fight anyone that challenges us, attack any terrorist, and lead the world in military power. Only from a position of strength and dominance can we assure peace. Margaret Thatcher understood this philosophy and applied it to the Falkland Islands crisis and to the IRA's bloody tactics. In 1984 during the Miner's Union strike, at the conservative party conference, the IRA attempted to blow up the Prime Minister but she survived. Incidents like this did not cause her to fold, they strengthened the resolve of the "Iron Lady". This concludes our painfully brief historical outline of Thatcher's career.

Much like many recent and arguably extraordinary films, Director Lloyd helps The Iron Lady to be a retrospective picture. We are privy to an elderly Margaret losing her grip on reality. She hallucinates her deceased husband and relies on him for advice and for steadfastness. Houseguests including her daughter trigger lucid memories of her youth, political career, family life, brushes with death, and other experiences that defined her life. Although Thatcher is frequently painted as a refractory conservative hawk, her positives are equally as noticeable. Her reliance on conservative principles is made very clear and cogent. The former Prime Minister is portrayed as a strong-willed, powerful woman of great character and resolve. For this I applaud the entire production company, cast, crew and even the makeup artists. Oh my, Meryl Streep looks like and sounds identical to the real Margaret Thatcher. Inherently, a two page review will never do this film justice just as it will barely skim the surface of all things Britain and Margaret Thatcher. My role is to provide some background for viewers to better understand the film and its references. I wish I had done a better job frankly. Look for The Iron Lady to be a global film of great repute that will launch a thousand discourses across countries and cultures and political divides.

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