| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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"It was easier in the past...a man knew what it was to be a man. You stood up for things that were wrong....you had the right to do so...you were expected to do so...and the way you lived...the training you put yourself in prepared you for the inevitable confrontations, ones that could lead to dismemberment or even death...and then something happened...lawyers became our shepherds, the government our guardians, the police our protectors and what was once an easy thing to understand became muddled in the bureaucracy of what we call being...civilized. A man could no longer stand up the wrongs that were around him."
These words spoken by Christian Slater’s character in the opening scene of writer/director Frank Cappello’s He Was A Quiet Man, set the tone for the entire film. Quiet Man tells the tale of a seemingly misunderstood "loser type" office worker who is all but ignored by the world around him. Frustrated to the point of mental instability, Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) has plans to violently end the lives of several of his co-workers. He has the power of his six-shooter behind him, but he lacks the courage to follow through with his plan. One particularly trying work day, Bob loads his gun and prepares to take aim. Before he can execute his style of vigilante justice, he is beaten to the punch by another co-worker with the same plan. Bob ends up killing the shooter and in the process saves the life of Venessa (Elisha Cuthbert), who is ironically the girl he has secretly been crushing on. All of this leads to hero status for the once shy and reserved Mr. Maconel who now finds himself conversing casually with company head Gene Shelby (William H. Macy), all while enjoying the benefits of his new top floor position as head of creative thinking. Things, however, are in most cases "not as cheery as they seem" and in this particular case that statement could not be truer.
Talk about a departure for Christian Slater’s repertoire! If you are looking for the whimsical Will Scarlett from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, you will not find him anywhere near this film. Slater is brilliant in this role and his performance leads me to wonder why he is not a hot ticket in the Hollywood world. His dark portrayal of a man who has waved goodbye to all remnants of any sanity that he once held is enhanced by some very fitting camera work throughout the entire film that really adds a whole new dimension to the viewer’s experience. The journey into the mind of the unstable Bob Maconel is guided by brilliantly filmed close ups and other genius camera work. Seeing Elisha Cuthbert in this role was a very refreshing departure from her roles in such films as the 2005 stinker House of Wax. Elisha really displays her true acting chops here and compliments Slater quite nicely in some scenes.
This film is like an onion by virtue of the fact that it has layer upon layer of so many different themes, that you really need to pay attention to details in order to fully digest the entire picture. From Bob’s television screen to his penchant for match head artistry, this film is filled with symbolisms that are simply begging to be deciphered. Complete with reoccurring references to humming birds, apple juice, and a pet goldfish that (albeit in his head) acts as Bob Maconels evil conscience, this film is truly one for those who enjoy really probing into and subsequently second guessing things. I would recommend it simply because I am such a Slater fan, but all in all it is quite an excellent film.
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