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The Dancing with the Stars 2010 cast has been revealed. David Hasselhoff will bring his bottle, Bristol Palin will bring her baby and Mike Sorrentino will bring his ball (maybe even both). Will Taylor Lautner settle a business lawsuit with a push-up competition? I thought only Hooters does that? Mickey Rourke has shaved it all, and his head too. Tiger Woods has moved into a bachelor pad in downtown Manhattan. It seems to be Tiger will be “uptown” as much as he will be “downtown” if you know what I mean. Lindsay Lohan wants her career back. Yeah, and I want my ticket money back. Only one of us will get what we want, I am $10 richer. Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession. I thought it was baking soda at first but after snorting my arm and hammer told me otherwise. The only real question is why is she not in jail already? Has there ever been a bigger failure and disgrace on a family’s good name?

My favorite T.V. stars performed wonderfully at the Emmys…by not showing up. Neither House nor Entourage won any awards? What a disgrace. How about offering the award for best leading actress in a drama series to Lindsay Lohan for her time in court? This just in Kim Kardashian is in dozens of Emmy pics. This is the first time she has begged for attention. Miley has moved on from Liam. If only her sunglasses and boots would move on…from the 80s her turnaround would be spectacular. Miley may already be dating Douglas Booth, a.k.a. the only actor in the world desperate enough to star in a movie with her. Drew Barrymore seems to have spent too much of the President's stimulus money on her face. Finally, Beyonce has taken heat for showing off her bod in a technocolor dream coat. We think it’s groovy baby, very smashing.