| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Parents of the world are you “Waiting For Superman”? Well I have news for you. In the words of Consuela from the Fox TV hit sitcom “Family Guy”, “Superman no home”. There is no magic pill, magic bullet, or magic fix to our nation’s education problems. Let’s not even call it a problem anymore, let’s just call it an impossibility. Statistically speaking obtaining a quality education is now reserved for a select few. Before I even bother to address the quality and content of this documentary film (Waiting For Superman) let me state cogently and unequivocally, that overpopulation and the failure to impose order on inner city schools has effectively ruined the future of America’s facetious desire to educate the masses.
Inner cities are full of illegitimacy, violence, theft, narcotics, homelessness, and general impoverishment. Combine these horrid states of affairs with a recent trend toward growing unemployment and welfarism and what do we have? An intractable mess incapable of being cleaned up. What makes President Obama, or any other public official, believe for a second that voting billions in increases of our hard earned tax dollars from doing real jobs and out of the pockets of real people, will cure what ails inner city schools? I might have to pay for public school computers or free lunches, a fact that I equate with begging and at the least government coercion, but these “noble” initiatives will fail and fail miserably. Sure, my tax dollars might pay for a computer in a cesspool school, but will money find a way to teach a student to use it? Will my tax dollars go toward installing metal detectors? Even if they would, will the problem of guns and violence in schools be fixed? If students are advanced regardless of whether or not they are literate, or capable of passing any standardized test, will there ever be progress made toward improvement? Where is the accountability? Where is the spirit of self-study and American individualism? What happened to the old break-my-back to get it done spirit of the American people?
Public school is the biggest waste of money in the history of mankind. Why should property owners pay for the schooling of other people’s children? Is that just? Is that fair? Is that even democratic? To me it is a perversion of democracy, and a stain on our nation’s reputation. People should pay for their own children’s schooling. For that matter, if parents are sending their child to a grade D or a grade F school, why not move to another town or city with a better school system? The rationale is that if I were to pay no taxes for the benefit of public school kids, then my neighborhood would fall by the wayside and crime would be rampant. Maybe so, but I still prefer to spend the money wisely, not based on some administrator’s wishes for new equipment at my expense, thanks.
My favorite quotation from the film is “I don’t care what I have to do, she will go to college”. Does that include selling drugs or stealing? When the United States takes in people that do not speak English or know how to read, nor do they know anything about our culture or values or governmental system, can they be educated so they may become productive citizens? For those of you unfamiliar with sarcasm, that is a rhetorical question.
All that people need to know is the producers of An Inconvenient Truth are the primary minds behind Waiting For Superman. In my opinion the real Superman or Neitzsche’s Übermensch, will be a politician willing to tell the people of this country the realities of how the public school system is being mismanaged. No more sound-byte lines, no more scapegoating, no more prevaricating, just the stone cold truth. If America is producing mush minds that can only be admitted to college via affirmative action (augmenting entrance test scores for select applicants) then we are all screwed. To replace candidates that are intelligent enough to pass entrance exams with those who are not, under the guise of this asinine pretend concept of fairness is disgraceful. It lowers everyone’s achievements. It demeans those that struggle to accomplish the best results.
How can we fix America’s schools? By having more teachers with life skills, who are both intelligent and understanding. This will involve a batter teacher-student ratio, the premise that any student offended or dunderhead will be removed immediately to do hard labor, and the commitment of our nation’s leaders to stop using schools and teachers as political talking points instead of action points. There is too much distortion of the truth and not enough facing it. Tell us what you think people, the comments section is wide open.
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