| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
| As of May 21, 2012 | ||
An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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Make no mistake about it Page One is a movie for the New York Times, of the New York Times and by the New York Times. I felt perplexed by filmmaker Andrew Rossi but only ephemerally. Why would a documentary about the New York Times starring staff writers and editors whose livelihoods and liberal schemes portray themselves as anything other than pure as the driven snow? If the star of this documentary, David Carr, is a former cocaine abuser whose primary job is to commentate on media trends (both financial and political), would he be well-served to issue self-defamatory statements? Absolutely not. This "documentary" (in quotation marks because I disagree with its genre characterization) is nothing more than an effort to propagandize liberalism to make it smell less like decay and more like florescence.
Upper management (the editors that fashion themselves liberal demi-gods) at the NYT decided to employ writers whose daily landscape consists of keeping a bankruptcy scorecard for the Tribune Company's newspapers (including the L.A. Times, the Chicago Tribune, the Orlando Sentinel and the Hartford Courant). The narrators are staff writers and editors from the Times that attempt to explain the collapse and decay of the newspaper industry while defending the NYT as the last great bastion of journalism in the world, and defend its criminal misuse of information to promote the reputational, economic and political weakening of the United States of America. This entire production reeks of an NPR fundraising effort and it tries to achieve this result by trashing other newspaper owners and by pulling on the heartstrings of the weak-minded. Sorry NYT staff, if you have gotten into the business of portraying the previous owner of the Tribune newspaper conglomerate as an anti-journalistic fool because he wanted his newspapers to turn a profit, who are more deluded than I could have ever imagined.
Juxtapose their pejorative commentary about a billionaire's goal to keep his investment alive by transforming his newspapers into something the public would enjoy with the NYT's desire to mortgage their historic building (a wretched and baffling business decision that will only hasten their insolvency) to remain alive long enough to write a few more liberally slanted articles that can further tarnish the minds of predisposed readers. One man employed tens of thousands of people and tried to evolve to keep pace with the media industry. What did the NYT do? They began charging for use of their website (when let's face it, Google News is a thousand times better a source for hundreds of articles daily from across the world) and using Twitter? Really? Twitter is the answer to all of your problems? Why not the now defunct Myspace? How about Facebooking the news?
While stating they were in no way interested in "hit jobs", the narrators managed to further tarnish the image of the Tribune's owner by trying to sensationalize his "sex scandal". Lots of people get blow jobs when they are billionares, but it is alright for Congressman Wiener to humiliate his pregnant wife as long as he hates republicans? Sorry for the digressive tangent. Moreover, the newspapermen in the "Page One" meetings are about as lifeless, dull, pretentious, and arrogant a group I have ever witnessed. They could put a hyperactive six year old to sleep.
My personal favorite is filmmaker Rossi's insistence on defending the NYT for its prior publication of the Pentagon Papers which let's face it was a political maneuver intended to discredit President Nixon, and continuously tied that decision with the WikiLeaks scandal. The editors of the Times would have us believe they published military and State Department documents characterizing the U.S. military and their diplomatic negotiators as scoundrels and lying fools, because other papers would do the same thing. They even had the audacity to claim they were both objective and concerned with publishing only the facts. However, in the case of Judith Miller, they made her out to be a "stenographer" of hawkish republican military and State Department personnel. How evenhanded to dismiss one reporter as a bellicose and misinformed transcriptionist and others as cutting edge visionaries.
The sad truth is journalists never consider the ripple effects of their stories. Their only consideration is how they can make their story interesting enough to be counted as front page news. If this involved speculation, risk taking, or even reporting facts that are questionable, so be it. Just so long as they can poke fun at other media outlets that are guilty of the same thing (here's looking at you Brian Williams at NBC) while putting on their poker face. This documentary, Page One: Inside the New York Times is nothing more than liberal fundraising and propaganda. How dare they seek to diminish the reputation of newspapermen who seek to make money while promulgating their method which loses millions and verges on bankruptcy and insolvency? How dare they indeed...with a camera.
After reading this review, my editor Charmaine Saratan decided that my article (though well-written) is too harsh and does not isolate the positive qualities of the NYT staff and business ethic. According to Charmaine, the writers strive to obtain the most accurate information and the editors are ever vigilant in asserting their need for veracity. I countered by suggesting that this documentary shows only a fraction of those editorial meetings and processes and is more salient for what is left out. She also quipped that the NYT is one of the most well-written newspapers in the world and it may in fact be one of the few real printed news sources left standing in this media war that is occurring every day. In Charmaine's view, Page One is fascinating and evenhanded. She and I debated about the merits of the NYT documentarians, but ultimately, she deserves a lot of credit for compelling me to write about the NYT's positive qualities. It is indeed a brilliantly written paper. Many of the writers are intellectually gifted. I have always enjoyed the paper despite what I perceive to be its consistently overwhelming political narrative. I shudder to think of what the world would be like in the absence of newspapers, and perhaps particularly the Times. Charmaine assured me that our audience would enjoy Page One and would find it more intriguing than vexingly biased. There you have it folks, this one is worth watching and worth discussing.
You will likely find Page One at local theaters, and if you live in South Florida, enjoy the intimate and luxurious setting of the brand new Living Room Theaters as you watch and enjoy.
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