Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Sholem Aleichem: Laughing in the Darkness

Sholem Aleichem (born Solomon Rabinovitz) was the son of a merchant from a crammed, small, Jewish shtetl or settlement. There he enjoyed what one narrator labels an unparalleled "Jewish intimacy" during the mid to late nineteenth century. He became a humorist, satirist and a playwright (most recognizably his tales of Tevye 'the Milkman' that were later transformed into the epic musical "Fiddler on the Roof"). The narrator rightly illuminates the true historical genius of Aleichem in that he understood and perfectly characterized the shifting of the times for Jews living in the pale from all aspects (cultural, theologically, and economically).  The Jewish writer composed the majority of his masterworks in Yiddish despite having begun his career writing in both Russian and Hebrew prose. Sholem Aleichem: Laughing in the Darkness is a narrated biography/documentary on one of the finest Jewish writers that happens to be one of the most acclaimed authors of all time.

Sholem attended religious school during his youth where he learned to read and interpret the Torah. His small town lay within the demarcated lines of the Russian pale settlement, or designated territory for relatively impoverished Jewish settlers. The narrators argue that Sholem's somewhat more privileged (relatively speaking) upbringing brought him great joy as a youth and considerable discomfort when his fortunes turned. Another commentator labels Yiddish a "portable homeland" which is an erudite remark about what it meant to be Jewish in an exclusively Semitic territory. Wielding a common language helped commerce, culture and fostered a sense of belonging. Unfortunately, chronologically near Sholem's bar mitzvah, his parents became "déclassé" or reduced in stature on account of being cheated by criminal business associates. This represents a turning point in the young man's life.

During this time period (the 1870s) the global industrial revolution impacted life in the traditional shtetl. The manufacturing age seemed to make parochial Jewish mercantilism obsolete overnight. Aleichem's granddaughter quips that her grandfather had a sickness that could not be cured; he love to make people laugh. His literary career began by chronicling his step-mother's curses in Yiddish. Could there have been a hint of satire? Of course, and from satire is born true wit and wisdom.

Near the age of seventeen, Sholem's father decided to send him to secular school to learn about the evolving world outside of the Talmud. This education opened a brand new world inside of the budding author's mind. His father dreamed his son would become an author. Afterward he moved to Kiev to interact with the Russian populace and to escape the financial confines of the shtetl. There he married, had children and inherited enough money to enter the realm of the bourgeoisie. The film is then moves considerably faster in detailing Sholem's emergence as an author.

The narrators and scholars chosen to speak about Aleichem's life are notable academics and relatives. They include Ruth Wisse, David Roskies, Alan Rosenberg, and more. Each speaker has such a sense of sentimentality and kinship with the author. They tell his story with such verve and passion that one cannot help but to be absorbed in their narrative. The pictures of Aleichem and his family tell the story alongside the narrators' words of praise. It is as though they are blended into one brilliant account. Jewish people of all ages, from Hebrew school students to Hebrew high school kids, to Yeshiva students, to adults will all appreciate Sholem Aleichem: Laughing in the Darkness. It is a bittersweet story of Judaism's most famous writer in full detail and with accurate context. The is not merely some mundane documentary, it is the story of a great man brought to life for everyone to understand and appreciate. This film should be part of every school's curriculum.

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