Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Two Childhood Favorites

My two favorite childhood movies are ageless. They are as relevant today as they will be in thirty years. The only question is, "will they be forgotten" and become unrecognized relics of the motion picture industry? In a day and age when movies, even exciting or impactful or moving films have a limited shelf-life in our consciousness, it is comforting to me personally that I cherish and will never forget The Secret of N.I.M.H. and The Last Unicorn.

       Peter Beagle’s science fiction novel The Last Unicorn gained the public’s attention for its imagination and beauty. Later it became a motion picture starring Jeff Bridges (Hulk and K-Pax) and Angela Lansbury ("Murder She Wrote"). The plotline is as simple as it is complex. The last unicorn in the entire world has spent a lifetime searching for others like her and has been left seemingly forlorn only to feel an immortal sadness at the absence of her kind. Amidst the search for unicorns she meets a bumbling magician whose name has been repeated as an insult for decades, Schmendrick. Schmendrick the magician wields the potential for unlimited power, yet his lack of self-confidence prohibits its demonstration and ultimately clouds both his judgment and level of courage when he and his friends are in danger. The last unicorn meanwhile is pure magic; she is beautiful, mystical, exotic and brilliant. Her kindness and goodwill slowly inspires the best in our stumbling magician.

       Meanwhile, her arch nemesis the Red Bull senses her presence. This may spell doom for our mythical heroine. In her search for the other unicorns she finds many obstacles including a hideous and maligned sorceress who attempts to captivate her as part of her circus for eternity. Eventually she finds out the terrible truth about her unicorns, but only after she is forced to lose her memory and to metamorphose into a beautiful princess. The beautiful prince falls in love with her, only his father’s hatred for what the unicorns represent cause him to summon the red bull to drive them into the sea and to stamp out their very existence. This film is as beautiful as it is didactic for children. There are so many cartoons about pure violence and exhibiting impossible special effects. This cartoon movie is instead more about life, morality, courage, and has brilliant voice-overs and a marvelous and unforgettable storyline. Watch this movie with your children and let them love it too.        The Secret of N.I.M.H. is arguably much more famous. The graphics are superb, the storyline is second to none and it is a sweet love story of about the struggle of a family and about new romance. Robert C. O’Brien wrote Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH. The central character is Mrs. Jonathan Frisby, a widower and overall knockout. As usual, during the fall season she and the rats that were medically enhanced in a laboratory and thereby had the intelligence to escape to live in secrecy on Farmer Fitzgibbon’s farm, find out the plow would be coming early during the season. The rats live inside of the rooted area of a tree near the farmer’s house while Mrs. Frisby and her children (Shannon Dougherty plays a nice role here), live in the open fields vulnerable to the plow and its jagged metal fangs. Mrs. Frisby’s husband Jonathan is the one who engineered the escape of the rats and therefore despite his untimely death always would be remembered as their savior. The elderly leader of the rats, Nicodemus, pledged his loyalty and the help of the entire colony to move her home. This is where the epic struggle between good and evil come into play.

       Jenner, the enemy of the elderly and conservative Nicodemus, along with his ally Brutus, decide to kill the old rat and to viciously assume command of the order. Justin, the successor to Nicodemus listens to Mrs. Frisby and believes the plow would be coming early and that the farmer has hired exterminators. This causes a panic among the rats, leaving a power vacuum which Jenner fully intends to fill by eradicating the kind and heroic Justin. Meanwhile, Jenner uses the opportunity of moving the Frisby house to safety as moment to kill Nicodemus and to cause havoc.

       This opens another gateway and adds a magical element into the storyline. The ruby jewel, the heart of courage becomes the object of everyone’s desire. Mrs. Frisby and Nicodemus understand its purpose to save her home and children while Jenner sees an opportunity to usurp power and to conquer the order. An epic battle ensues, and near tragedy strikes.

       The other, and arguably most tangential part of this brilliant story is the cuckoo bird, follower and devoted friend of Mrs. Frisby. He is clumsy, silly, and always late. Eventually after unsuccessfully courting Mrs. Frisby he finds his soul mate, a female cuckoo bird who is commensurately as clumsy, silly, and at a loss for words. Their giggles say it all.

       Both of these films are moral tales, and suitable for young children. Each contains something memorable and is a vital part of any early childhood film collection. Watch and reminisce.

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