Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Kung Fu Panda 2 with Jack Black and Angelina Jolie

Kung Fu Panda 2 is one of the greatest animated feature movies in the history of filmmaking. The animation proves there is no limit to the creativity and ingenuity of graphic design. Led by Jack Black (the Kung Fu Panda) and by Angelina Jolie (Tigress), the cast of characters (voiceover artists) is immeasurably brilliant. Kung Fu Panda 2 is sophisticated, witty, heartfelt, and it bridges two distinct cultures together for all audiences to enjoy. This Oscar season, when choosing the best animated picture, look no further than Kung Fu Panda 2.

Our story begins in the aftermath of the first Kung Fu Panda. Po (Black) has become China's protector, the dragon master (referencing his style of Kung Fu). For this adventure, in order to stave off China's destruction and imprisonment, Po has teamed with a group of newly-minted Kung Fu masters. The strongest is Tigress (Jolie), followed by Monkey (Jackie Chan), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Viper (Lucy Liu), and Crane (David Cross). Given that only Chan is recognized for his martial arts prowess, his character is specifically tailored to his genuine abilities. The others represent prominent Kung Fu styles that are practiced throughout the martial arts world (cultures and societies). Together they are a fearsome force that can dominate any battle no matter how ostensibly impossible the odds. This is why Po's old enemy (though it takes time for him to come to this realization), has harnessed the destructiveness of gunpowder to create a new weapon capable of eradicating Kung Fu.

Lord Shen (Gary Oldman) begins his reign of terror by kidnapping innocent geese, pigs and pandas. Subsequently, he subdues Gongman City along with its otherwise indomitable guardians Master Ox (Dennis Haysbert) and Master Croc (Jean-Claude Van Damme). Both Ox and Croc are incarcerated and their fighting spirits are diminished. Lord Shen achieves this wholesale subjugation with his new powerful weapon, the CANNON (not the camera people!). Po is confused about his to destroy this projectile weapon. As usual, he has no definitive plan. It is his love of life, sense of humor, and exuberance as a do-gooder that propels him blindly into combat. Besides, with China's foremost Kung Fu practitioners by his side what can possibly go wrong?

The backdrop of Kung Fu Panda 2 is Po's search for clarity about his parents. For some reason he lived under the illusion that Mr. Ping (James Hong) is his father, despite the obvious dissimilarity. Geese are at a different end of the evolutionary spectrum when compared with pandas! Lord Shen's peacock feather markers give Po fits of insecurity and doubt as they cause flashbacks of a traumatic time in his youth. According to his sagacious elderly mentor (Dustin Hoffman as Shifu or master), only through achieving inner peace and serenity can Lord Shen and his much maligned weapon be defeated. Throughout Po's assaults on the evildoer and his wolfish armies, memories of his parents' death and the manner in which they died, haunt him relentlessly. The question remains, can Po achieve inner sanctity and stop Lord Shen from conquering and ravaging all of China?

In Kung Fu Panda 2 the martial arts choreography and the Chinese cultural history are beautifully represented. All of the characters have compelling personalities. Mixing together the light-hearted humor of Jack Black with genuine and often grim situations requires great balance and timing. This is why Black, Angelina Jolie, and James Hong work so well together, they execute their lines with expertise. Gary Oldman plays Lord Shen with pizzazz and panache. He sounds like the arch-villain that is psychologically unstable and unhinged. For those of you that are old enough to remember, Hong played David Lopan in Big Trouble in Little China. To watch animals that are personified perform martial arts stunts in high definition animation is a sight to behold. Kung Fu Panda 2 is more than a children's film, it is a work of art enveloping two cultures, two worlds, and ways of life into one sparkling gem.

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