Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Management with Jennifer Aniston

Relationships are a funny thing. Both partners rarely feel the same about the place that they are collectively in as a couple, and when those feelings wind up on opposite ends of the scale disaster often strikes. Film, however, has the luxury of taking any ridiculous scenario that could rarely, if ever appear in real life, and play it out in all its ludicrous glory for the world to witness.

        Management, starring Steve Zahn and Jennifer Aniston is an odd little number about a traveling art saleswoman named Sue Claussen. She (Aniston) makes a pit stop at a random local motel run by a cute little married couple and their son, Mike (Zahn).  Mike is stricken by the beautiful Sue and makes very off centered attempts to gain her favor.  His skills at attracting the opposite sex leave a whole heck of a lot to be desired and his late night "complimentary wine and champagne" deliveries to Ms. Claussen’s room come off as desperate and pathetic.  It seems, however, our art seller Sue has become bored with life and sees Mike as a sad little man who could use a break.  She gives him a bit of a taste of what he’s after and then heads out on her merry way with the mindset that she will probably never hear from Mike again.  Unfortunately (or is it?) for her, Mike has fallen deeply in love and can think of nothing else but her.  He spends every cent he has on a one-way plane ticket to chase the girl of his dreams.  She is not as enthused to see him as he had hoped she would be and his impassioned pleas of love fall on seemingly deaf ears.  Through years of rejection after rejection and even after Sue gets knocked up by and marries her ex-punk rock turned yogurt magnate boyfriend (Woody Harrelson), Mike cannot seem to let go of his dream girl.  Will his efforts ultimately be in vain or will his affable charm and unique outlook give Sue a new idea of what life could be?

        As off the wall ridiculous as this is, I liked it.  I mean, under normal circumstances our hero would be rotting away in jail cell after being nabbed for stalking.  Honestly, Zahn travels several times around the country chasing after Aniston after she has repeatedly told him they have no future.  He shows up at her work, he tracks down where she lives; he hangs out outside of her residence singing love songs and even invites himself into her boyfriend’s home for dinner.  Some may see it as cute or romantic, and it is when seen on screen, but it’s ridiculous to think that anyone would act in real life as Jennifer Aniston’s character does here.

        The soundtrack of a film usually catches my fancy whether it is good or bad, because I am a pretty big music fan.  This film contained one of those moments that would have been like any other scripted piece of romance, but when set off by music the whole situation is heightened.  The song "Cookie Jar", at the end of the film sets off the scene so brilliantly that you wont be able to not be touched.  It is a fitting end to a fine scene.

        Like I said before, as crazy as this thing is, I like it.  Steve Zahn does well as the lovable loser type who you just can’t help but root for, and Aniston surprised me here with the way she played her character.  There isn’t a lot of depth, although a few of the comic relief moments had me cracking a smile.  The beauty of this thing, however, is in how it comes together as a whole.  When you take this movie at face value from start to finish, chances are you’re going to like it.  I did.

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