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2009 Year End Movie Awards

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Best Comedy Film of the Year

Jennifer’s Body. I know, I know. This is not technically a comedy movie. Still, when Megan Fox shares her deepest insights with a young high school football player and those profundities amount to "you gave me a wetty" we are stunned into hysteria. A wetty you say? Yes sir, I must have drooled on myself while laughing, not to mention dessert when Fox ate her prey. Yummy.

Best Cartoon/Animated Film of the Year

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs with special consideration for Up and Astro Boy. Cloudy made my girlfriend hungry, while it made me crave…for more animated films. It contains a wonderful parable with brilliant Real D 3D animation. Astro Boy and Up are in the A-/B+ category but to win this award a movie requires an A or higher.

Best Action Film of the Year

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, with special consideration for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Transformers is everything one could hope for and more. In Blu-Ray it is quite simply the most visually scintillation picture in history. The action is relentless and the stars are in the prime of their careers. It does not hurt that Optimus Prime is a badass once again. Harry Potter is improving with every attempt and should end with a glorious bang, or poof.

Best Drama Film of the Year

Inglorious Basterds wins and is closely (within a hair’s length) by Beyond a Reasonable Doubt with Michael Douglas and Jessie Metcalfe. Both films present compelling and rich quandaries, but Quentin Tarantino’s movie is too important to be ignored for this award. I will take Michal Douglas over Brad Pitt 9/10 times, especially since Shining Through is a million times better than Inglorious Basterds, but being a 2009 pop culture sensation, Basterds, a film about Jews assassinating and exacting revenge of Hitler and the SS is forever a part of cinematic history, for better or worse.

Best Romance Film of the Year

The Twilight Saga: New Moon has few competitors. This has been the first year I can remember in which the romance pictures have been lame and pointless. To be good or even great a romance film needs a dashing leading man, a sappy/romantic woman at a crossroad, and a lot of couple’s humour. The Ugly Truth offers a few one-liners, The Proposal has Ryan Reynolds pretending not to be gay, and All About Steve showcases a little bit of nothing, which for those of you in Port Saint Lucie Florida is still nothing. Twilight offers Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart, both successful young rising stars, both enamored with one another in real life, and both willing to channel burning desire. Stewart amuses audiences with her old-fashioned charm and she is in the midst of severe teen angst that could endanger her life and the lives of literally everyone around her. It satisfies the triangle of criteria.

Best Science Fiction Movie of the Year

Star Trek was the most highly anticipated science fiction film of the year. Others in this category include Knowing, Pandorum and Avatar. Only Star Trek is a complete work that fires on all cylinders. Pandorum has action and storyline twists, Knowing has the alien Garden of Eden and Nicolas Cage, Avatar has great special effects, but Star Trek offers all of that and ten great acting performances.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 29 December 2009 09:24  

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$22.0MChronicle
$20.8MThe Woman in Black
$9.3MThe Grey
$7.7MBig Miracle
$5.5MUnderworld Awakening
As of February 6, 2012

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Hollywood Tidbits, Gossip, News

George Clooney's girlfriend has a name you know! She's not just some trophy model he picked up out of obscurity! Stacey Kiebler showed off her killer legs? OMG is George Clooney alright? Is he safe? Why should only super models have fun with fashion? Maybe because they look good? Is that a real question? Madonna lip synched at the Super Bowl. Duh, she's 53 and that's like 90 in Hollywood years. Brook Shields opens up her townhouse. That's fine but I have other plans, sorry Brook. Kiebler tells Clooney it's Italy or me. Who the hell is Italy? Jessica Simpson is nauseas all day every day. So are her fans. Kim Kardashian has hit rock bottom. I didn't know anyone was big enough to...Lindsay Lohan was thought to have been drunk because she looked bedraggled and desperate. PEOPLE THAT'S HER REGULAR LOOK! Scarlett Johansson is moving to London to avoid Blake Lively. Why not just hang out at the library? You'll never find Lively there. Marc Anthony believes J-Lo is his soulmate...and he would lose everything in the divorce, but mostly that soulemate thing. Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad Pitt after their first film together. Snooki isn't pregnant she's just big boned. Will Smith and Jada have split up the kids. Finally, Jennifer Aniston is too good for Justin Theroux, and mostly because he's French.

Jamie Lynn Spears says "the hateful comments hurt"...almost as bad as the herpes and the freaking contractions. What is Blake Lively looking for in a man? Confidence. Damn, she has low standards. Scarlett Johansson has a new man? Is a 38 year old really that new? Olivia Wilde used food to cope with divorce? I didn't know vomiting heals the soul. If Kim Kardashian shops til she drops has she fallen yet? Donald Trump wants to be in Mitt Romney's cabinet? Did he mean closet? Deion Sanders never offered cash for ass. He offered a house. Lindsay Lohan insists she didn't booze after the SAG awards. She boozed beforehand, duh.

Kim Kardashian has debuted a new hair color but how can we see it? Sofia Vergara is the most desirable woman of 2012? Um, isn't it January? Can we at least wait until tomorrow to make this announcement? Halle Berry spends a day at the beach and I still do not care. Scherzinger and Jones have parted ways with the X-Factor. That is Simon Cowell for "you suck, nobody likes you, get out". Are Miley and Liam still linked? Only if they're pinked. Terrell Owens has suggested "he don't have no friends." Does that mean he has lots of friends or he can't speak English? Jennifer Lopez does not know if she will remarry. Neither does anybody she is currently throttling (see Casper Smart for details). Octavia Spencer admits her weight is not healthy. Then why are you so fat? How romantic, Rachel McAdams never spends more than 3 weeks without Michael Sheen. That's great but how much time does she spend with him? Mike Tyson will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. This guy is doing better in retirement than he ever did in the ring!


 

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