| $ | 55.6M | Marvel's The Avengers |
| $ | 25.5M | Battleship |
| $ | 17.4M | The Dictator |
| $ | 12.5M | Dark Shadows |
| $ | 10.5M | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
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An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can.
A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.
Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!
Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?
J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.
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If you were a WWF fan in the mid-to-late 1980’s, the once-a-month 90-minute WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event show was a godsend! Finally, you could watch matches between the best WWF wrestlers, rather than watching the syndicated WWF Superstars, where the Hart Foundation would destroy the all-powerful jobber team of Conquistador #1 and Steve Lombardi.
This 3 DVD set highlights the best matches, interviews and vignettes from the heyday of Saturday Night’s Main Event on NBC (ie – 1985-1991), along with two matches when the show aired on Fox (Hulk Hogan and Sid Justice vs. Ric Flair and the Undertaker – watch for Sid’s pre-WrestleMania 8 heel turn; and The British Bulldog vs. Shawn Michaels).
The Jake the Snake Roberts vs. Randy Macho Man Savage match from 1986 is included, when both men were considered heels (although Jake was starting to get cheered). This match was unique for its time, as Vince always refrained from having heel vs. heel or face vs. face matches. Per Jessie Ventura’s commentary, when watching this match, fans can witness each wrestler perform some "good, old-fashioned cheating, as well as some great scientific wrestling."
The feud between Andre the Giant and Hulk Hogan is well-represented, as Andre manages King Kong Bundy against Hogan, then chokes the life out of Hogan after Bundy loses. The WWF should pay attention to what made Andre such a great monster and such a dominating force, as Andre continues to choke Hogan while beating the snot out of the other wrestlers who try to save Hogan from Andre’s wrath.
Andre is also a highlight of the 20-man over-the-top rope Battle Royal, where Andre’s headbutt elimination of Leaping Lanny Poffo (more on him later) splits open Poffo’s forehead in an excellent bladejob, before Andre casually tosses Hogan out of the ring. This match caused many fans to believe that Andre would defeat Hogan at the upcoming WrestleMania 3.
One of the highlights of this set is that fans can relive the formation and eventual breakup of the Megapowers (Hulk Hogan and Randy Macho Man Savage). One of the best matches on the set, and one that can be watched repeatedly, is the match between the Megapowers and the Twin Towers (Akeem and the Big Bossman), where Akeem tosses Savage out of the ring and onto Elizabeth, knocking her out (watching this scene multiple times, the bump that Miss Elizabeth takes is phenomenal, as Savage’s ass slams into her face, causing Liz to fall backwards to the ground, unprotected). Hogan, ever the hero, picks Liz up and takes her to the back for medical attention, leaving Savage to get squashed by the bad guys. When Hogan triumphantly returns to the ring, after what seems like a 15 minute period (with Liz telling the idiot to go back and help Savage), the Macho Man hauls off and slaps Hogan for deserting him and for "lusting" after Elizabeth (if rumors are true, Macho Man was dead on with that allegation). Of course, even though Savage leaves Hogan by himself in the ring so he can go to the back and berate Elizabeth, Hogan hulks up and defeats the near 800 lb. Twin Towers by himself. When Hogan returns to the backstage area to confront Savage, one of the best dramatic, soap-operaish wrestling storylines ever unfolds. At the time, I was such a Hulkamaniac and so convinced that Savage was a scumbag that I spit on my Macho Man bandana and ripped it to shreds!
Another classic is the match between Hulk Hogan and the Big Bossman in a steel cage. I believe this was the first time in a wrestling match when a wrestler was super-plexed off the top of the cage (Hogan super-plexed Bossman); definitely a HOLY SHIT moment, as both men sold it like they were knocked out for 3-4 minutes, with the fans cheering like crazy.
Fans are also treated to a couple of matches involving Mr. Perfect and The Genius (formerly Leaping Lanny Poffo, in his loveably, ambiguously gay persona, prancing around the ring doing cartwheels). After The Genius defeats Hogan by countout, make sure to watch the vignette where The Genius and Mr. Perfect destroy Hogan’s title belt with a hammer (historical note – this belt would go on to become the Hardcore title, awarded to Mankind by Mr. McMahon approximately 9 years later).
The specialty of SNME is lost on newer fans. With the advent of Raw, Smackdown and monthly PPV’s, it’s impossible for current fans to be able to appreciate the significance of how special SNME truly was. Short of releasing a collection of each SNME episode, this set is phenomenal at capturing almost all of the moments that made the show so memorable. Thankfully, Mean Gene Okerlund hosts this set, adding to its credibility, as Mean Gene was the original interviewer for the back stage segments that are included.
What’s aggravating to diehard fans of the show is that in an attempt to market to the younger "WWE" crowd, the third DVD contains 4 matches from 2006 to the present, when SNME came back to NBC, but the main event feel of the matches was gone. John Cena vs. Edge? Shawn Michaels vs. Vince McMahon? YAWN! Those matches/feuds were already available on RAW, Smackdown or PPV. The novelty of SNME was that fans were generally either watching matches for the first time, or were watching blow-offs to the major feuds of the day. I’m not a Cena hater (Word Life, Yo!), but the fact that John Cena is featured prominently on the cover and in the introduction of the DVD, when he simply was not a major player in SNME’s history is ridiculous!
Minor complaint aside, this set is a must own for WWF fans of the 1980s and early 1990s. Endlessly re-watchable and enjoyable, WWE has released a perfect compilation.
5 out of 5 Bodyslams.
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