Ben Stiller has confirmed he will star in The Hobbit. Oh, my editor is telling me I mixed up two stories. Let me start again. Though petite, Ben Stiller will star in a remake of Zoolander. I hope his character will make funny stuff and read good while doing so. The theaters will have to be at least three times the size of an ant farm. Wanted 2 might still happen if they can find a panoramic filmographer to fit Angelina’s lips onto the screen…
The Hobbit could be in 3-D. This is encouraging because the little people will no longer be overlooked! Apparently Gary Coleman auditioned for the role of Frodo but was turned down after legal troubles prevented him from working a full time schedule. The Tron legacy film will be presented in IMAX 3D with some of the largest footage ever made. Kat Dennings stars in the recently released Defender. Apparently her character begins as a crack-addicted hooker. Gosh who knew Britney Spears portrayals had already hit the big screen? Apparently Ms. Dennings grew up with comic books so she gets the joke.
Sean Bean has joined Death Race 2. I thought Tucker Max’s liver had that role sealed up? Angelina Jolie wants to star in Serena, a movie/novel about a timber industrialist. Jeeze Angy, if you wanted so much wood why not just ask your husband to come home from Jen’s? Good news for movie fans, Ponyo is out on DVD. So much for not calling in sick to work.
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