Box Office Numbers

$55.6MMarvel's The Avengers
$25.5MBattleship
$17.4MThe Dictator
$12.5MDark Shadows
$10.5MWhat to Expect When You're Expecting
As of May 21, 2012

Hollywood Gossip, Tidbits, and News

An office worker has been fired for her whistle, distracting nice boobs, figure and look at that...Maria Menounos gained 6 pounds on Dancing with the Has Beens. Kristen Stewart is number 15 on Maxim's 100 Hot List. I wonder how her acting ranks on the S*it List? These days Hugh Hefner spends more time in the kitchen than in the bedroom. John Mayer regrets dissing Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston in interviews. We just regret John Mayer. Is Bar Rafaeli the hottest woman in the world? Dude, your girlfriend is the hottest woman in the world and don't you ever forget it! Justin Bieber is dating high school students? Man guys at that age are so impressionable. Kate Gosselin says she and Jon have made peace. Awww, that's special. Once their fame ran out they stopped cheating. That's really sweet. Why does Kelly Clarkson lose weight when she's only going to put it back on? Heidi Klum felt more special as a blond. Ah, the world's most profound questions answered as only a super model can. 

A man has broken the world record for fist pumping by pumping for 17 hours. My god what an achievement, but we are overlooking how raw his penis must be. The President of Yahoo has been forced to resign because he made an inflated claim on his resume. Meanwhile, in other news, Barak Obama ate dog. Robert Pattinson is 27 going on 17, good for you RSchmuck, I mean RPutz. Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer an item again? Is Jessica Simpson's body still a wonderland? Yes, it's just we are wondering why her territory doubled in size. Is Jay-Z acting like a wild bachelor on the prowl? With a name like Jay-Z I don't think any of us really care. Drake is romancing two cougars? Man, dude's a zookeeper. Does Casper Smart enjoy his five minutes of fame? Is that all he lasts for? Lightweight. Rihanna was recently hospitalized for too much partying. It's ok though, let's keep the focus on Lindsay Lohan, she's white after all. Christina Aguilera is quitting The Voice. John Travolta is not gay, he just like's dudes.   

Mariah and Nick renew their vows in Paris? I bet he showed her the Eiffel Tower. Truth be told, it might have been more like the leaning tower of Pisa. Gwyneth Paltrow has post partum depression. Me too, but it has been quite a while since I was in the womb. Kim K and Lindsay Lohan will attend the White House Correspondent's Dinner. I guess they wanted to see who has the best lines, and I'm not talking about comedy. Jessica Simpson has a baby shower? What is it like 2 feet tall and a tiny water head? Weirdo. Ellen DeGeneres is a Vegan? I thought she ate meat every night! Jenny McCarthy loves Botox. She loves silicon too. Richard Simmons has flammable shorts. Molly Ringwald drinks Kristen Stewart's blood. But alas it's not that time of the month yet. Want to see Taylor Lautner pics? Then go see Breaking Dawn Part 2. Lisa Rinna does advertisements for adult diapers. That's a coincidence because the first time I saw her naked I shit my pants!

Katy Perry dyes her hair purple. That's quite a change from the pink it was last week. Kelsey Grammar has proven you are never too old to get a tattoo or a Viagra prescription. Nicole Kidman does not mind being naked. Trust me when I tell you we don't mind either. Ashton Kutcher is having "intercourse" with Mila Kunis. One more time for those of you from Port Saint Lucie Florida, that's "intercourse". Who's is bigger Angelina's or Jennifer's? What are we talking about? Just ask Brad Pitt, he'll tell you! Seal has a new girlfriend and her name is whatshernameIdon'tcare. Will Pippa Middleton face arrest? Will switching to Progressive really give you better discounts? Taylor Armstrong is "so not ready to date yet". Wait, I don't speak moron, does that mean she wants to date or not? Bow Wow is no longer a wanted man but that doesn't answer the question who let the dogs out?

J-Lo bought Casper Smart a truck for his birthday. Hey, we already know where he likes to park it! Lamar Odom you are fired! Thanks for playing, next time leave the 500lb gorilla at home. Yeah, we are talking to you Kardashian. NBC's Rock Center has coverage more lopsided than Brian Williams' face. Miley Cyrus is not anorexic, she just eats lots of laxatives, get it? LOL? Ann Hathaway's hair is so short she looks like Jerry Seinfeld and there is nothing funny about that. Jennifer Hudson will appear at a murder trial. As a witness or as a defendant? Ah who keeps up with the Kardashians anyway. Khloe Kardashian says Lamar Odom deserved better from the Mavericks. Khloe, try running your fat ass up a basketball court and then you can talk. Is Lindsay Lohan guilty of assault? Only because she attacked my heart. Awwwww. Mila Kunis or Kate Upton? It depends, which one did Justin Timberlake already date? After being arrested for a DUI Amanda Bynes went back to her hotel bar. Maybe it's time she went back to acting because she sure plays a dumbass great in real life.

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Boxing in Ruins: Pavlik V. Martinez

Growing up I was always led to believe that heavyweights were the heart and soul of boxing. From Evander Holyfield (in his prime) to Mike Tyson to Buster Douglas to Lennox Lewis, it became obvious the harder the punch the harder the opponent will fall. All of the excitement was in the knockout blow. It could be a sudden occurrence or there could be a long and storied drama involved. Either way, fans expected someone to be pummeled with a devastating end all knockout shot. Times have changed, unfortunately. Today’s great boxers exist in the welterweight, middleweight, and other lower pound divisions. The knockout blow is for the most part a thing of the past. The only remnant of the heavyweight spirit we have left is embodied by Manny Pacquiao. Unfortunately there are too many ballerinas and not enough fighters…

     Boxing is obviously not about who is tougher and who can punch a million times and still outlast his opponent. Having said that, it is a shame what fighters have become. Too often are we shown chickens like Roy Jones, Jr. or Sergio Martinez or Floyd Mayweather. They would rather audition for Dancing with the Stars than box. Boxing may not be solely about dominating punches but it would be nice if today’s fighters (pretenders) would stand up and box. Stop ducking and diving and dancing. Give the audience something to cheer for other than a lucky punch to end your night. Tonight I watched on HBO Boxing the embodiment of modern boxing and I fully understand once and for all why boxing is labeled by many a "dying" sport.

     For boxing to compete with MMA or wrestling, or anything else like it, it must generate excitement. It also must generate marquee stars. Boxing now has that in the form of mini Tyson, Manny Pacquiao. Unfortunately Pacman looks vulnerable. No not in the ring, but on paper. Look at his possible opponents. Mayweather would never stand toe to toe with Manny. He would move around constantly and throw the occasional jab. Pacquiao fights with an exciting style. He can hit opponents from anywhere, anyplace, and at any time of his choosing. He does not run and hide and earn our contempt. He fights like a real boxer, like a real man. Do fighters like Martinez and Mayweather even deserve to fight against him? Honestly no. Instead today’s fighters would like to make faces in the ring, play mind games with pre-fight trash talking, and run away from their opponents.

     If boxing is to survive it will need the tandem of superstars and exciting action. Unfortunately there is too little of one and too many of the other. Tonight I watched Sergio Martinez win a decision over the much better Kelly Pavlik. Pavlik fought the last four rounds with blood shooting from both of his eyes on top and on the bottom. Until that happened his opponent earned the ire and disgust of booing fans who wondered why they paid money to see a fighter chase another for an hour without any action. Pavlik charged and tried to fight Sergio. Unfortunately it takes two to tango. Martinez won a boxing match by running away. He infuriated fans by pretending Pavlik’s punches did not hurt and by smiling when he was knocked down. How does being a showman and a jackass help win a boxing match? Isn’t a boxing contest about BOXING? Or is it about who can play the best mind game? If promoters such as Bob Arum and Golden Boy Promotions want to make money and keep boxing from earning a reputation as a laughable sport they need to put fighters together who will box one another. The running away act is not only getting old it is tiresome. It is winded. Stop, breathe and reevaluate. Put lame fighters together and then put exciting and tough fighters together. Would you rather have crowds boo or cheer? Seems pretty simple to me. Boxing needs to survive, but it will never do so on the strength of weasels.

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