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Slip-N Slide: The Tale of Cintron V. Williams

Written by Jonathan Jacobs

Last night in what had been billed an epic fight by work rate standards, Kermit "the frog" Cintron challenged Paul "the Punisher" Williams. I have followed the careers of both men. Cintron has never been able to compete with bully-ish fighters in the division. Williams is widely regarded as a dangerous wrecking ball of a fighter. Fight fans would love to watch him contend with Pacquiao or Mayweather. Unfortunately Pacman is 5’6" while Williams is nearly 6’2". The height disadvantage would be a blatant handicap for Pacman from the beginning. Meanwhile Mayweather’s excuse is always the same. He is undefeated and refuses to tempt the boxing gods.

So, expecting a Williams victory and getting a Williams victory I should not be at all surprised right? The fight wet 3.1 rounds and by California boxing rules (neither myself nor the announcers had ever heard of this rule) if a fight is stopped, as long as it is called off in the fourth round we will go to the scorecards. Despite believing Williams would lose this decision, he prevailed by split decision. Williams pressed Cintron and was frequently pasted with surprisingly clean and efficient counter-punches. I have a new respect for the frog!

What happened? By now you must want to know! Seconds into the fourth round Cintron and Williams became tangled (the announcers bickered they wrestled but this is simply not true). In order to separate himself Cintron stepped backward, turned around, started running and lunged face first out of the ring. His head lightly grazed a ringside table and suddenly the fight doctors diagnosed the fighter with spinal trauma and ruled him unable to continue. Why is this laughable? First of all it looked like he deliberately dove out of the ring. I have never seen a blooper look so silly. Secondly, one minute after being stretchered out Cintron began punching the ambulance walls and clearly demonstrated no trauma. I thought he should have continued. The fans who paid good money fought they should have restarted the fight. Williams looked depressed and apologized to the fans. Jim Lampley tried to portray Williams as the one who threw Cintron but the replay clearly shows no such thing took place.

So, rather than having a defining fight with which to make the argument he deserves a top ranked opponent, again, Williams walks away with a rather bitter and unearned victory and no future mega fight in sight. To boxing fans and those watching around the world let me tell you that accidents do happen, it is just that none has ever been so staged.