Vampire’s Out For Blood stars Kevin Dillon and two beautiful but insignificant actresses. He plays a detective who lives in his car during a gut wrenching divorce all the while semi-spying, call it stalking if you must, his soon to be ex-wife. She writes vampire novels, looks stunning in jeans and has sex with middle aged men. I am only thirty, bummer. One night while investigating the disappearance of a college student he finds her scantily clad in a night club. She instantly notices him and invites him into a limousine along with her friends. What does she offer him? A massively erotic blow job that is later termed "undead head." Well make me a corpse and call me Vampy, where can I procure some of that? All teasing aside, the lead vampire bites Kevin Dillon who is forced to become the laughing stock of the police department while spouting off tales of vampires and orgies. He solicits the assistance of his ex-wife and together they conspire to reverse his transformation into the undead. Unfortunately she further breaks his heart and uses him to become an immortal while leaving him flesh and blood.