Dane Cook is money. He has always been money and he is a marketable force to be reckoned with on the comedy circuit. He will never be a serious actor however, possesses no true acting talent, and is a ginormous fluff-ball.  He is attractive to women for his looks only and to men for his wonderful ability to dish out perversion that most men only dream of having to courage to say. It appears that starring in another romantic comedy has not only put a Bob’s barricade in his career path, it has shattered the illusion that he is a capable actor. If I were a movie producer I would be weary of casting Cook in any serious role in the near future. Strangely enough I find him to be hilarious, charming and an interesting alternative to the Ashton Kutchers of the world, but he has lost his niche. Find a new one and churn out 5-10 films that dazzle us. Until then, stop being the romantic film comedy guy, it is as stale as a five-day-old donut left to rot in the air.

       Meanwhile Jason Biggs please do more voice-overs, make American Pie part nine and get the **** off my movie screen. Ordinarily I enjoy your work but man you stopped being cool almost as soon as you started. Kate Hudson you look like Goldie Hawn. That is the only good thing about you. Ugly women find you cute because you have no boobs and no acting talent and it makes them feel good about themselves for countless reasons. Normal people find you unappealing in every way, especially since you cannot act to save your life.

       Recommendation: Watch this film on DVD, but do not save it for a special occasion as any occasion will undoubtedly seem more special than this movie.