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Hitman
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Written by Jonathan Jacobs
That being said, Timothy Olyphant is terrific in any role, and a computer generated blue mohawk may have done him some justice in this film. He stands out in this movie being one of the only guys with no hair, but finding a middle-aged white guy with no hair is a dime a dozen at your local Fitness center. I think he would blend in with the public just fine.
The action sequences are done very well and are catered to the video game generation. If this is not your cup of tea go buy yourself some popcorn and watch re-runs of Red Sonya on Turner Network Television. Before I forget, Olga Kurylenko may be the sexiest woman I have seen on screen in ages. Thank you, THANK YOU! The lack of sexual interest from our main character is just fine with me, more for the rest of us! Or, just maybe, we can cruise the internet for a "before they were stars" special movie of the Italian Stallion. There is no intellectual dialogue in this film nor should there be. For those of you who think you are too good for this movie and of course can do better, I am anxiously awaiting your big screen release, my guess, it will be on par with Herbie the Love Bug.
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