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Dirty Little Trick

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Written by Jonathan Jacobs

Michael (Dean Cain) is an ordinary hombre looking for love in all the wrong places, like the Arizonian desert of the Southwest United States. While chit-chatting with his sister (Jessica Duffy as Amber), he happens upon a poor girl stranded on the side of the deserted road. Lo and behold she is wearing sunglasses, daisy dukes and a tan that most women would pay top-dollar for. Michael takes pity on her and offers her shelter, a shower, and a modicum of chivalry. Chivalry is not dead people...or at least it wasn't dead until he fornicated her brains out at 3:00 A.M. on his foldout couch.

Sarah seizes this opportunity to utilize Michael as her pawn in a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Apparently, she recently seduced Danny (Joe Jones) and coaxed him into stealing the mob's money (Michael Madsen plays Vito the hitman) and then implores him to run away with her. Naturally, this operation would be facilitated by having a patsy at the bank to help her get away with it (Dean Matthew Ronalds as Peter). Sleeping with three men, two of which she wears a black rocker wig for, and showering in between each sexcapade is no small accomplishment. Michael is being set up for murder, Peter is being used to withdraw money, and Danny is the moneyman with the plan. All that needs to happen is for Sarah to charm her way to the good life.

Well, Sarah's plan blows up in her stomach when Michael Madsen's character Vito shoots her in the abdominal region and splatters her blood on the pavement. A sexy tuchis can only get you so far girlfriend. Dirty Little Trick is one of those movies that can only be watched on DVD for it would disgrace any movie theater with its underage overtones and cheap plot. Nevertheless, Dean Cain is a sight for sore eyes. Ever since "Superman" was canceled his career has been one disappointment after the next. He is a sweet person in real life and deserves better than to have a dirty little trick played on him! If you haven't figured it out yet, Sarah is the trick and oh yeah, she's sordid. Jolly bad show blokes.

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