The Informant stars MATT DAMON. Let me express to you the sentiments of 99.8% of the population: MATT DAMON is the worst excuse for an actor in the history of cinematography. He is boring, lame, fugly, dimwitted, slow, lacking in humor, charisma, ability, and his movies are even worse. It is amazing because Ben Affleck a few years back looked almost as terrible but all of his recent movies have been smash hits loaded with something his friend lacks, ability. Perhaps MATT DAMON can steal a page from the Affleck playbook. DO NOT be fooled by the critics who love all things MATT DAMON. The very mention of his name sends shudders down their pants. The Informant is 50% boring, 40% under-acted and 100% overrated. I need a calculator.

        Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs looks phenomenal. Throw in 3D scenes and it is by far the best offering of the weekend. The voices of Bill Hader (Superbad, Pineapple Express, Adventureland), Anna Faris (Just Friends, The House Bunny), and James Caan (Godfather, Eraser) make this a talented and unexpected cast. These are not wannabe washed up stand up comedians or actors with no other paying jobs, they are seriously artistic. Warning, do not bring food into the theater, little children will cause a food fight.

        Jennifer’s Body is a film about one thing; Sex. It stars Megan Fox and several actresses who will amount to nothing because they are A. In a terrible movie, and B. Not 1/5 as hot as the star. Jennifer (Fox) is possessed by a demon and eats wannabe lovers. Well, it is not all that bad as it sounds like a comedy not a horror picture. Proceed with caution, this movie could cause nightmares…in the theater! You have been spotlighted. Enjoy your weekend!