I do not condone her comments but to fire the actress for resenting being mistreated on set is almost as ridiculous as her labels of the director are. People, Shia Labeouf admitted publicly his performances in the first two Transformers films essentially sucked. Perhaps as the lesser talent and the less attractive he should be fired? Or maybe this is all a giant publicity stunt which would be ironic since the Transformers franchise is already monolithic and synonymous with ticket sales, cha-ching!

     Katherine Heigl has stated that "parent time" interferes with "sexy time". Did she watch Borat too many times? Take a clue from the clueless (Alicia Silverstone) and stop offering TMI (too much information). Lindsay Lohan is in trouble again. There is a bench warrant for her arrest. I would love to issue her a warrant for arrest, time served in my house! Antonio Banderas and wife Melanie Griffith have been healed by the power of love. That and Jesus. James Franco has been tapped to play "Ricky Stanicky" in an upcoming film. We advocated for Hokey Pokey but the producers turned us around.

     Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please: There will be many spin-offs of The Wizard of Oz. Who cares. There is only one glittering gem to this sequel, Gregory Maguire's stage adapted Tony Award winning broadway show "Wicked". Universal has the film rights and this should make for wonderful theater, on and offset. Dreamworks and director Jon Favreau have Tweeted the first photos from Cowboys and Aliens. Hear that? No? I could have sworn I heard a pin drop. Finally grumpy holdouts Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz have signed on for the final two Twilight sequels. Apparently the reality of indecision bit them in the...Warned Bros. is reviving "Looney Toones" in 3D. Meep, meep that's all folks!